Always Join Company of Nice People

1- Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than inbad company.
2- Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company.
3- A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
4- If misery loves company, misery has company enough.